Beetle Bailey Theme
He’s the military hero of the nation
Though he doesn’t always follow regulation
At the sound of reveille
He is here for you to see
And we know you’ll laugh at Private Beetle Bailey
(Beetle Bailey!)
Ask the General, Colonel, Major and the Captain,
The Lieutenant and the Sergeant and the Corporal,
They will tell you with a shout
They would gladly live without
A certain Private by the name of Beetle Bailey
Beetle Bailey!